Private Mania - SHOPPING

[deathof4thwall]

...So it's been over a thousand years since Minato could go shopping for himself. He's staring around the multitude of shops in the Mall with an attitude akin to wonder.

"Where should I go first?"

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[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

All right, books.

"Like manga and stuff?"

...His Minato is an otaku okay. Just...just shut up. D:

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

"Anything at all! I haven't read anything but textbooks for a really long time!"

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Ew, that sucks. He suddenly understands how easy it was for you to go crazy...

"All right, let's go."

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

And, suddenly, he's wearing the helmet.

"I remember I used to like fantasy novels!"

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"Oooh. Do you like sci-fi too?"

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

"I might!"

At this point, he'd probably be willing to read Witch Detective or something.

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Okay ew. His Minato always told him that 'Witch Detective' was the most unmaliest thing that one could read, and one of the Great Big Sins.

...He did sneak reading a couple chapters though. Once.

"Mmkay. Let's go find some books." Off we gooooo~

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

Oh hey, someone left an empty cart just...lying around.

"Yoink!"

...yes, he actually provided a sound effect to go with his claiming of the cart.

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Hey, sometimes Thanatos catches himself doing that once in awhile, so it's no big.

Now if you start skating around with the cart...then he'd be worried.

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

Putting the candy into the cart, yes. Also: grabbing some chocolate things with creamy mint filling.

Just gonna walk towards the book section now.

In our helmet and cape. While singing.

"...look at my horse, my horse is amazing..."

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

Following~

And...getting a lot of stares. Yes. D:

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

"...sweet lemonade, sweet lemonade..."

Oh hey here we are. Gonna read the hell out of some books.

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

...THIS IS BORING. :|

WHERE IS THE DVD S-oh. Wait. Cookbooks. :D

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

There's already three whole series of light novels in the cart - almost fifteen books there.

And now, it's time for the magazines.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

Flipping through a Time magazine is a Minato, dressed in am impressively tacky white suit, white wings growing out of his temples. His back is turned to the both of them, and he...tries...to ignore the dude in the cape.

...another Seal, huh? Go away before he smites you :|

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

...D:!

"Hypnos!" Trotting over. He didn't think you were feeling better enough. "You feeling better?"

And oh. Yes...may want to explain here.

"He, uh...kinda ganked me." It was weird. Okay. D:

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

Minato takes off the helmet and gently places it in the cart. And then? Totally invading your personal space, man.

"Wow! You have wings growing out of your head!"

He's...he's petting them.

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

....what the fuck why are you in my personal space oh god you're one of them -

He hisses, and backs away, shooting a betrayed look at Thanatos.

"Unless you want to die," Hypnos says calmly, turning to this...Minato...and smiling pleasantly, "Get out of my sight."

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"Hypnos..." Taking bro to the side for a bit.

"He kinda...he got stuck in this time loop thing and it made him kind of loopy and he saw me and dragged me off somewhere and he wanted to go shopping..."

Dude look at the guy. He's in a cape.

Who wears capes anymore?

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

Have a rib-straining hug, Hypnos.

"That is the nicest thing you could have possibly said!"

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

"I...do not...care," he grates out, struggling to push Minato away, jabbing the rolled-up magazine in his ribs. "How can you - Thanatos, you know my opinions on the Seal, you - "

Wait, what.

He stops flailing, and stares at the other blue-haired boy.

"...I was not joking about the killing you part, little one."

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"Hypnos, he doesn't care, he's been stuck in yearly loop for over a thousand years. When he saw me, I thought he was gonna piss his pants."

Dude, he's crazier than you. And THAT is saying something.

[deathof4thwall.livejournal.com]

Minato's busy removing his cape and putting it in the cart. And he's moving the cart off a ways.

Now he's standing in front of you, making little 'come on' gestures, arms spread wide.

"Okay, I'm ready! Smite me, o mighty smiter!"

[poppiesfield.livejournal.com]

"...if he really does want to die so much...."

Hypnos stares at Minato, before snorting and turning back to his magazine, contemplating Thanatos' explanation silently.

"No. Death would be too good for you, I believe." He means that both literally and figuratively. If I see you insomuch as touching my brother you are going to get ripped a new one.

[greekreaper.livejournal.com]

"Hypnos, quit being hateful." Seriously? Why would you do that, man?

LOOK AT THE GUY. Seriously.